wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
straight sex is so weird
One extra horse for your viewing pleasure
Dear Lord, they look like they’re about to fuck someone up.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
MY family has already been cursed thank you very much pig stealing great grandfather!
You have no idea how much this statement means to me.
OH MY GOD